Be Royal
The Friday Song by Lach...
Hey Gang -
Click play above to hear your free song (that radio won’t air) today from Lach Stuff on Substack. This is a fan-exclusive cut from my Bandcamp Fan-club, but the song told me it wants everyone to be able to turn it up loud to dance to it today!
To learn more about the benefits of joining my Bandcamp scene just click here and watch the hilarious video a few Scottish comics and poets made about it all! Ha!
Ok, now onto this week’s song, Be Royal. It’s free… or to paraphrase Robert Plant, “Does anyone remember… freedom?”
Big Love
Lach ♥️
Be Royal
Declare yr funky royalty
To the unfazed stars,
Though yr atomic nothingness
A dot on the milky arms
Nevertheless, be blue blood royal
Make speeches from turrets
Be a Pharoah on the Nile
Reading edicts from papyrus
Be Royal
Like a child declaring bedtime Should be an hour later Like a poet declaring what rhymes Be a pedantic dictator Don’t these monarchs look like toddlers Itchy in ermine capes Pleading to buttling coddlers To help make good their escapes Be Royal Still, you go and be a monarch Get yr ass up on that stage Whilst the dawn greets the skylark Flying past yr golden cage Be Royal
Lach - Vocals, Guitars, Bass, Organ, Piano, Drums, Trumpet, Synth
Produced & Engineered by Lach at Eden B Studios, Edinburgh, Scotland
Artwork by Lach



Love the riff. Love the whole track. This is classic Lach.