So, How Does It Work?

So, How Does It Work?

It’s simple, boss. We take a few general physical and mental symptoms, give them a group name, you know, something scientificky like “Social Myopic Australgia” or something, and then we chuck it all into the Algorithmic Dispersal System, and the fools will lap it up like it was angel’s milk!

How do we choose the symptoms?

That’s the beautiful part, boss, it don’t matter! Across a global audience of billions, enough folks will decide they have it, and the algorithm finds them!

But how? It’ll take years to parse out potential consumers.

Ha! Boss, it’s already done!

Already done?

Of course, we’ve been monitoring everyone for years. Every key stroke, every time you switched shows on Netflix, every item you hovered over an item on Amazon, that “Which Star Wars Character Are You” quiz - we clocked it! We know everything from someone’s favorite color to which woke ideas will doom a sitcom. We know what you will buy, how you will vote, and how to change that. You think JD Vance came up with something as absurd as Haitian tribes hunting the dogs of Detroit for dinner parties on his own?